Splurt

Bowels that are half way between firm and diarrhea

About the consistancy of cow pies. (examplel: I got to take a splurt)

by Steve Lassila September 20, 2007

splurt

A substance secreted from the vagina when a woman is turned on or sexually aroused.

I splurt every time he so much as rubs against me.

Every time I see him, I splurt.

by now unsheltered February 18, 2009

Splurt

When someone makes a various motion with their hands.

"He just splurted into a thisword motion"

by Xeno March 20, 2003

Splurge

A general expression of amusement, pleasure, happiness, joy etc.
Can be applied to almost any situation

1. I just no scoped that guy, SPLURGE!
2. That girl made me want to splurge.

by pearface1991 February 22, 2009

Slurm

This is not the correct definition for a "slurm" but its my own definition!

A slurm is a word to describe a males penis that is long and thick! Long like a worm and thick like a slug therefor it is a slurm! (Slu) being the slug(thick,fat penis) and (rm) being worm(long penis)

Did you see Chris's cock! He has a slurm! It looks so tasty!

Your penis isn't a slurm like mine!

by Eminem2k13 December 3, 2013

splurf

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.

“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”

by bobknob October 2, 2006

splerm

white fun toy for kids by nickelodeon

ahh, does this milk have splerm in it.

Hey mom, can I play with dads splerm?

by riann roberts January 11, 2008