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sploing

When you cant think of a word to describe something, or you can use this word as a substitute for another word
"I'm feeling a bit sploing today"

"Oh for sploing sake"

"that man/woman is sploing worthy"
by Joel Mangsa June 27, 2008
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'Splaining

The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.
After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...

Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!

Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!
by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008
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Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning

verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.

guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.

guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
by Baltimore Barry December 29, 2010
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Sooning

When something is about to happen, now, or later on, but you still have to wait for further announcements.
-When will Electrapay come out?
-Soon!
- when is soon?
- maybe tomorrow, maybe next week!
- oh! I see! We´re Sooning!
by DefQoN_BE May 25, 2021
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vertical spooning

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner
by hi May 13, 2005
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White-'splaining

2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.

3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"

Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:

Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."

Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.

Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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spooning

tom:yo steve me and my girl were spooning
last night

steve: aye dawg go for it
by gayassshit September 9, 2018
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