Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014

pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

Slug Slinger

A Female with a Pair of Beefy Buns looking like midgets in a sleeping bag.

You hit janelle yet
Hell yea straight slug slinger ass so fat broke my pelvis clappin ha shit

by yung aqua August 15, 2019

Yoghurt slinger

The act of throwing cum

"Wayne is such a yoghurt slinger"

by #NotChad October 18, 2019

Gum slinger

An elderly woman with false teeth that is more than eager to perform oral sex i.e. give head.

When Pearl's dentures come out, she's about to suck the life out of ya. Better watch it.... She's a real gum slinger.

by Jbake6669 September 25, 2020

Dyke Splinter

When a lesbian eats a hairy pussy, and they get a hair splinter in their mouth

I was eating this hot ass lesbian bitch, and she gave me a Dyke Splinter

by penisfucker9000 April 18, 2022