put in a spliff 

This is an act primarily performed by the inhabitants of England and the distant relatives of the Chav species, This is the act of burning somebody to ashes and afterwards putting them into a spliff

Guy 1: 'Ay wagwan bro, did you hear what happened to SJ?,
Guy 2:'naaa bro'
Guy 1: 'he got put in a spliff'

put in a spliff by WaganPffTing February 3, 2020

T3h_Spliff

A word that is commonly mistaken for just meaning 'The Weed'. The real meaning for this word is used to define mentally disabled-homosexual zoophiliac's who eat their own poo and throw shoe's at people.

A mate of mine, he's a 'T3h_Spliff', got arrested yesterday for sneaking into the zoo and posing as a cammel to seduce and make cam-lets with them. He was found out when a pedestrian was randomly struck on the face by a shoe.

T3h_Spliff by T3h_spliff October 20, 2008

Comedy Spliff

A large Spliff containing At least 14grams of marijuana made by rolling a a4 sheet of card into a cone rolling it in paper and filling the empty cone up. This needs 4 roaches, 2up 2down

"Thats not a spliff"
"yes it is"
"are you trying to be funny"

Comedy Spliff by Stanislaus May 30, 2004

mr spliff 

the {embodyment} of smokeing {bud ,reefer, pot, weed} buring the green is his sole goal in life besides getting money and stacking green.

mr spliff was smoking the g bong the other day while slanging some bud to a consumer.

mr spliff by jeff greenberg jr February 4, 2009

bill a spliff 

Roll up a joint

Ay, lets bill a spliff and smoke this benner (10 british pounds worth of weed which is enough for one joint)

bill a spliff by potbellyboy May 19, 2016

langstone spliff 

the act of smoking the weed as inconspicuously as possibe , involving carfully emptying out a ciggarette , mixing the backy with the strongest but moderetly priced weed that you are in possesion of , then mixing it with the backy and ramming it back inside the ciggarette to complete the process

alex fisher : fuckin hell boys i had a well strong spliff walking 2 mcdonalds yesterday to get me sis a McChicken sandwich extra value meal i got away with it because i rammed my draw in a langstone spliff nd i got so wrecked , got a fag or sum cash 4 sum food ?

langstone spliff by the anal penortrator October 5, 2005

millennial spliff 

Millennial Spliff (n.) - the metaphoric implement described to be in use when one simultaneously smokes an e-cigarette along with marijuana.

"Bro, you're puffing really hard on that e-cig and hitting that bowl."
"I know it's a Millennial Spliff!"

millennial spliff by gucciforfree January 31, 2014