splatterbox

Toilet

Man, I got to take an explosive shit. Can I use your splatterbox

by Donezo80 March 12, 2019

Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

by Booridley March 10, 2020

splattbidnezz

1. Group of splatties and splatts socializing
2. An understood agreement

3. Clothing Brand

“Im going to buy a SPLATTBIDNEZZ T-shirt”
Quez ~ “Don’t forget to pull up later foo” , “I got you gang, whole lotta SPLATTBIDNEZZ” said JD👎🏾

by JDINHERE November 24, 2021

splattack

ONE OF THE BEST SONGS TO EXIST GO LISTEN TO IT

I love listening to splattack

by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

Splattergories

A scatalogical party game in which two or more people take turns consuming laxative laced foods and deficating onto a blank white canvas. The idea is that each player consumes their food in private and the others do not know what they had eaten. Then, after the player "splatters" on the canvas, the other players must collectivly decide what the person had eaten.

Person 1: You guys ready for splattergories tonight!
Person 2: Absolutly! I'll bring the laxies!
Person 3: I've been stocking up on canvases for this very event!

by airpodshotty April 24, 2023

Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.

After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.

by leesumm1 November 5, 2010

Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014