splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004

Spitties

Titties in space. Gravity doesn't exist to drag the breasts down, thus creating the perfect rack.

It would be worth it to become an Astronought just to experience Spitties

by Alien Mc Spaceballs July 28, 2009

Natties to Platties

A modern day version of the phrase Rags to Riches, among college students, referring to the change from Natural Light (Natties) to the classy Bud Light Platinum (Platties). Indicates that one has earned money and made their own way in the world, and is showing improvement in their financial status in life.

After scoring a summer internship at GE, Eric had a ton of money and was able to pay off all his debt for the year. It was truly a Natties to Platties story.

by Lagbro August 11, 2012

vag splatter

when a girl you are fucking cums and it splatters everywhere and makes a huge fucking mess.

LAURA! you vag splattered all over my fucking wall! im gonna kick your vag splattering ass.

by ilikevagvagvagkurtandmitch May 23, 2010

african splatterhouse

when someone eats another persons shit, sucks their cock to the point to which they throw it back up onto the persons dick, and then sucks them off.

we might as well take this party to the african splatterhouse

by Frank loyd ight January 12, 2009

splatter

To ejaculate onto a bitches face so that there is a gooey messy coating of cum on her face

I just gave that hoe a splatter

by Dickman June 21, 2003

Splatter Spree

The Sexual act of ejaculating on five girl's faces at the same time. The act must have semen on each girls face within four second to cover each female.

Dude, i totally just splatter spreed those bitches over there.

by Silent J and Tdols November 3, 2010