Lead Sprinkler

noun:

A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boiling water, molten lead, etc.

The lead sprinkler caused much pain in it's day.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Moaning Sprinkler

This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.

Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

tinkle sprinkle

The droplets of pee left on the toilet seat by a careless urinator, usually in girls' bathrooms.

Ew I'm not going in that stall there's tinkle sprinkle on the toilet.

by veegrizzle December 2, 2011

Briggsy Sprinkler System

Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.

I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

dirty sprinkler

when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.

Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.

by gnarkiller February 13, 2007

spinkter

its the skin around your poopy hole!!!! it tastes good

by WOMPER June 7, 2003

stinkle

the act of accidentally farting while peeing

Dude I had to pee so bad that I pushed too hard and took a stinkle.

by Bolooki January 6, 2008