Spazzturd

A word of my own invention,it's now often used at the school where I work (I'm a pupil.)

This word replaces the word bastard
in a sentence.
Used becuase it has alot more meaning behind it,
it's short for 'Spazzy turd.'

It also has less vulgar connotations than 'bastard'(your less likely to get told off for saying it in school)
,even though in theory, it should be even more offensive, becuase 'bastard' doesn't have any meaning
whilst the meaning of spazzturd is always the same.

1:Can I borrow 10 quid?
2:no.
1:Oh please I really need it!
2:No I don't have any money with me.
1: PLEASE I'll PAY YOU BACK!
2:no! get your own money you little spazzturd!

by Scarlo-hara February 6, 2008

spazmonaut

The term used to describe someone who acts in an idiotic fashion.

"for fucks sake Jeeves, you're such a spazmonaut"

by TacoJonesAndTheBurritoOfDoom February 7, 2008

spazzitol

Drugs, such as ritalin, dextroamphetamine or horse tranquilizer, which are given to hyperactive people to help them calm down and finish their sentences. Tends to be expensive.

Our insurance ran out, so instead of spazzitol, my mom just hits me with a hammer.

by TchotchieTchotchTchotchTchotch September 30, 2008

Snazzors

More snazzy than snazzy. The definition of cool.

Justin: "Wow Lucas! Those sure are some nice boots!"

Lucas: "Yeah, they're snazzors!"

by Justin Bro March 30, 2009

spazbo

Complete fruit cake. In fact, he's so gay, it's this gay- see "Jacob"

Dude, Jacob is such a spazbo!
Totally.

by Enchantellette December 31, 2008

Spazmodite

pronoun/addjective - One who periodically (spazmodically), reverts to Troglodytism. If you are wondering what a Troglodyte is: Pronunciation: \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trōglodytai, from trōglē hole, cave (akin to Greek trōgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
So basically a "caveman"

" You are a Dick, or Shmuck or just Plain Stooopid, only sometimes, and just temporarily " or alternatively you can say " You are a spazmodite "

by Erazer February 25, 2009

spaztool

a commonly known "tool" or "idiot" does something way more spaz than normally expected.

the school dork always tucks his shirt in, but this time also tucks in his tie and jumper to his pants. "what a complete spaztool"

by shaneotheoriginal May 1, 2009