spanel-face

A giant smelly cow-turd.

That cow just dropped a Spanel-face!

You are a dirty Spanel-face.

by kcullman June 10, 2010

Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.

Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.

by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016

Spaded

Being fucked up and lucky at the same time.

"Damn dude, I was spaded last night. Had too much Tequila, I found a blue hunnid!"

by Southernstylin November 23, 2016

spades guru

A person who understands every aspect of the game of spades from bidding, bagging, nil and pretty much wins at will. Every player wants to be their partner and play like them.

Hey Darrin did you see the way Ernie played in that Spades tournament he has skills for days he's a Spades Guru .

by SpadeskingUSA May 21, 2017

spaceland

When you put infinite warfare in a vagina and cum on the disc while wearing a alien head

I just played spaceland with my gf and she was hot!

by Spinyganglord October 16, 2017

Spaceless Writing

Writing each word starting with a capital letter, not leaving a space between words, and capitalizing the article "a" and starting the following word with a lower-case letter.

The sentence Spot Tricks wrote and which moved him to propose "Spaceless Writing" to UrbanDictionary.com's editors was: "SpacesBetweenWords—AndWordsAndPunctuationMarks—AreUnnecessary." In spaceless writing (SW), the article "a" is capitalized and all the letters of the word following it are written in lower-case. Spaceless Writing saves space, time, energy, and money. It's the best writing style to use on "Twitter".

by but for January 10, 2019