Solar spooled

When you take the wrong drugs and end up invisible to the point of inner clearity and external invisiblisation. Not sure how it works, occasionally happened with Dexedrine suicide attempts as a child victim of attempted municipissicide

I got solar spooled a few years ago and my friends couldn't find me for over 24 hours

by Cody5050 October 10, 2021

The Solar Purgatory

The Solar Purgatory (abbreviated 'Sumber') is a fanmade combination of the 2 mini-maps Solar Express (Solex) and Pinball Purgatory (Pumber) from the (game)Celeste Strawberry Jam mod. It combines mechanics from the Solar Express (dream blocks, Theo) and Pinball Purgatory (bumpers, moonboosts). It's an extremely hard map with gameplay orders of magnitude harder than anything in the base game (including goldens, and fwg)

"Sumber's an awesome map and I have like double the respect for anyone who goes out of their way to beat it"
"I should lock myself in a room with 500 pizzas and only come out when I can beat the solar purgatory"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

Real Solar System

Real Solar System is a mod for kerbal space program that suicidal people play on. it replaces the stock kerbin system with a real scale solar system with earth and the other planets. it is super hard and will make pros feel like shitty noobs again. if you are considering downloading it please dont heres the suicide hotline number 800-273-8255

Jim: hey im gonna download Real Solar System
Tyrone: dont do it bro there is still hope in life
Jim: *downloads RSS*
Jim: *instantly hangs himself*

by hypebeast42069 July 6, 2022

Solar Eclipse

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.

Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!

by 84675938957847 November 14, 2016

solar

the best person in the world and they deserveee everything. best partner everrr >:)))) if you ever meet someone named solar you are verry lucky and never loose them because you will fall in looveeee :D

''i love solar sooo much''

by _Lunar_Eclipse_ December 5, 2022

Solar System

A collection of planets and celestial bodies that orbit the Sun in its gravity. Its position is between the constellations of Orion Spur and Orion Arm which are in the Milky Way galaxy. Consists of various celestial bodies, such as planets, dwarf planets, comets, satellites, etc.

The Milky Way is where the Solar System is located.

by NaikaDaSolarSystemFox January 28, 2025

Solar Flare

The act of cumming in a girl’s eyes to blind her as means to make a hasty escape from her bedroom. In reference to the move used by Krillin, Tien, Goku, etc. in Dragon Ball to blind opponents.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl I hooked with last night wanted me to stay over.
Guy 2: Oh shit man what happened?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Solar Flare and bounced out real quick.

Guy 2: Savage move man.

by CrankDatMihoyMinoy January 29, 2018