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anti social media

Anti social media is the reduction of face to face communication from using social media. Generations X-Z generally prefer anti social media to actual personal interaction and share everything in life on line ad nauseum. Do I really need to see a jpeg of your latest meal? Or your kid at the pool? Or your buddy passed out after he shit himself?
In clear violation of anti social media etiquette, after months of tweeting and facebooking Steve and Oliva finally got together for coffee. Both ran to the restroom to unfollow and unfriend one another.
anti social media by Sevin O'Zow November 25, 2013

anti-social media 

n. Communication channels favoured by the aged, and those that don't want to be "part of the conversation".

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Dude! You got to get on the Twitter! You can totally get fake updates from celebrities and find out what all your cool friends are wasting their lives doing in "real time"!

No thanks. I'm kind of into the anti-social media. I have some Dickens I want to read before I have my evening gruel. And is there some other type of "time"?
anti-social media by gnostic 2 February 10, 2014

sma (Social Media Anxiety) 

The anxiety you feel before posting or tweeting something you are not sure you should be, or posting something that is so important (for an organization for example) that it makes you very anxious.
I really want to post this, but not sure whether I should or not. I have total sma (Social Media Anxiety)...

Made for social media 

Someone who follows in every trend on social media and cannot be for themselves. Someone so unoriginal and someone so worried about putting their whole life on social media to get “famous
Yo Jamie you know that girl davina? She made for social media

Girls on social media 

The biggest dicks on the internet they constantly say OMG i love you to another girl which is lesbian They are constantly in love with themselves, they literally put on the most pointless things on their stories and they are just genuine retards and a stupid annoyance that needs to stop. Also they continuously put Ops on their stories just so they want other girls to write fucking paragraphs about them and they screenshot it and put it on their stories with them responding with hearts. If you love them soo much then why don't you marry them them. God
Boy 1: Oh you see that girl there

Boy 2: Oh yeah I've seen her Instagram She's just a normal girls on social media