scuttleheads

The ones to blame everything on.

"Those scuttleheads!!" -Norm Macdonald

by Godjohnson May 31, 2022

snutted numbdude

Noun

1. A dog made of boogers that spits on and licks everybody. Literally everybody.

A snutted numbdude comes out on Halloween and scares everybody.

by Noriel Jarito February 11, 2023

Scuttlebug

A person who plays position very well but doesnt reveal anything but what they want to reveal out of their spot

The scuttlebug does an excellent job of making examples but can never seem to accomplish it's own love

by funkyfunkyfresh November 4, 2022

shuttlecock

In the days of blue van rides to and from the airport, hooking up with the male driver.

Now, hooking up with any male ride share driver.

"Hey man, welcome. What are your plans while you're in town?" "I don't know but my driver gave me his number...looks like some shuttlecock is in my future!"

by RugbyDog November 22, 2022

Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.

Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!

by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013

Compton Shuttle

When you are eating out your partner's anus, said partner sharts in your mouth. This triggers your gag reflex, but due to your positioning all the puke shoots into your partner's rectum. Your partner is shocked by this, and proceeds to clench their anus, shooting all your puke back into mouth in a burning, muddy, runny mixture. This triggers more puke, and thus the cycle repeats.

"I was giving Maddie a rim job last night, and things went south quick once it turned into a Compton shuttle!"

by ERICISMCLOVIN September 20, 2017

coal scuttle

The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.

The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.

by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019