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A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
by tells: us: nothing: September 21, 2005
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When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.
I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.
by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009
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Get the dad sneeze mug.What your rear end does to expluse gas. Most people simply call it a fart and get a bad rap for their booty sneezing. They could just have used this cute homonym and people would think their gas was adorable.
Sally bent over and let one rip while she was tying her shoe in front of her boyfriend.
Sally's boyfriend looks repulsed.
Sally then says, "My bad boo, it was just a booty sneeze!"
Sally's boyfriend looks at her with adoring eyes forgetting the smell of noxious gas floating his way.
Sally's boyfriend looks repulsed.
Sally then says, "My bad boo, it was just a booty sneeze!"
Sally's boyfriend looks at her with adoring eyes forgetting the smell of noxious gas floating his way.
by laquifa April 7, 2008
Get the booty sneeze mug.The epic disappointment felt when you feel the urge to sneeze and it doesn't happen. Especially annoying when someone says "bless you" when you're making the I-have-to-sneeze face and then you can't sneeze.
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Get the Sneeze Fail mug.So she's got her legs up in the air,I'm sneezin in the heater,when all of a sudden her friggin cat jumped up on the bed,an'decides to use my codsack fer a scratchin'post!!
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