Sausage Snorkler

An extremely gay person, a cock sucker

That dude is being a major sausage snorkler.

by The Shibby April 18, 2010

snorble

verb: The act of snoring into a liquid, as used by a creature known as 'Longtail' on a muck world of questionable yet popular appeal. Longtail has often been known to pass out bowls of oatmeal in which tired people can 'snorble'.

'Longtail passes out bowls of oatmeal for the snorbling contest.'
Longtail says, "Snorble.. the sound one makes when one falls asleep, face down, ina bowl of oatmeal."

by Ophet December 16, 2008

Snorgle

The act of "sharting" under water or in a pool.

Man I was in the pool the other day and I thought I had to fart but I "snorgled " my board shorts and had to leave.

by TMJT August 2, 2009

sporfle

Originally defined as "to laugh while drinking so that your beverage comes out your nose, or the sound one makes while doing this", it has since also acquired the meaning of making fun of something in the manner of Daily Sporfle, i. e. to take bad grammar literally and talk or write as though it means what it actually said, rather than what it was intended to mean.

1. (Im person A)So then, out of the blue, Chris starts singing Yankee Doodle!

(IM person B)*sporfles*

2. From a story: Red and gold hangings struck her (Hermione's) eyes.

A commenter: "Ow! My eyes! Stupid hangings!" Hermione muttered.

by P.Cranefly July 20, 2008

snoffleoffalgus

Do do LSD or acid

yo man ima snoffleoffalgus over the weekend, and enter a whole new world

by noobinniga January 26, 2007

Snorglebum

where two men stick a straw up a rabbits bum. They then proceed to suck out its insides, taking it in turns to suck out its juicy flavourness

Steven: Hey Chris! Wanna have some fun?
Chris: Hell yeah! Theres a rabbit over there, lets do a Snorglebum!
Steven: I have a boner now
Chris: When dont you have one babe!

by Minipoo1234 November 21, 2010

Snorfel

The act of preforming oral sex to a female while wearing snorkeling equipment.

Kenny: Dude, why have you got goggle marks round your eyes?

Paul: Late night Snorfeling

by kingsnakebooker November 17, 2011