When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 10 minutes: cha cha real smooth
by CHupiko September 16, 2020
Get the Cha Cha real smooth mug."Smooth move" is a sarcastic comment in response to a stupid or crass action and "exlax" is a pejorative reference to the perpetrator of such action. The whole term comes, of course, from the fact that Exlax enables smooth bowel movements.
The insulting capability of "smooth move exlax" runs the gamut from a mild put down (as to an friend who just said or did something reasonably stupid) to a scathing remark on the inane actions of a worthy idiot.
The insulting capability of "smooth move exlax" runs the gamut from a mild put down (as to an friend who just said or did something reasonably stupid) to a scathing remark on the inane actions of a worthy idiot.
To a friend not watching were she is walking and who runs into a sign post: "Smooth move exlax"
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To a submoron who realizes he was about to miss his freeway exit and proceeds to cut across three lanes of oncoming traffic, causing angry motorists to brake and nearly crash: "SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX!"
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To a submoron who realizes he was about to miss his freeway exit and proceeds to cut across three lanes of oncoming traffic, causing angry motorists to brake and nearly crash: "SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX!"
by Wrinkle Wrangler September 16, 2005
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by smooth like butter (BTS) May 29, 2021
Get the Smooth Like Butter mug.Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).
Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.
by xzybit September 22, 2004
Get the scooter hippo mug.1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.
by John Barry July 4, 2006
Get the Poo Shooter mug.That bitch Cassidy Baker is a fucking slooter she got fingered at a party in front of everyone then a video of it ended up on Facebook the next day.
by Daddddddy October 4, 2010
Get the slooter mug.Tim: You think you can do any damage with that pea shooter you got there?
Bill: Shut up Tim, it's shot placement that counts.
Antonyms: hand-cannon
Bill: Shut up Tim, it's shot placement that counts.
Antonyms: hand-cannon
by Perspicacity_89 January 13, 2009
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