self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

by CG Poopsmith December 11, 2011

Uruguayan smoothie

A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.

Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"

Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"

Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"

by sickguy March 9, 2009

smoothie

a girl who shaved her pussy!!
(sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!)

that girl was such a smoothie!!

by someone who shall remain name less!! August 6, 2003

Smooshie

A combination between the words "squishy" and "smoosh". Used in context, both "smoosh" and "squishy" can be replaced by "smooshie" to make more concise sentences. Instead of saying "I smooshed you with my squishy boobs," you could say "I smooshied you."
sense = made.

I smooshied you and you liked it.

by Grammar Cracker May 14, 2011

Chocolate blueberry smoothie

This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.

"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."

by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008

pickle smoocher

A guy that is a fag (not necessarily gay but a fag all the same)

See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.

by Paul January 19, 2004

Banana Smoothie

A male Brazilian wax.

Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."

by AngelaSingerChick May 20, 2010