"Hey Ray Ray, why don't you shut the fuck up, get your lazy ass off the couch, and grab me a shitwee from the fridge"
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When a man with an extremely hairy anus defecates and does not wipe thoroughly, the feces gets trapped in the hairs creating a cobweb of feces covering the anus. The next time he tries to pass a bowel movement, it can not exit the anus because it is blocked by a "shitweb".
by Mr. Conerdanian January 9, 2010
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by 1811 November 2, 2020
Get the Smitten mug.To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.
by Gary Beard April 5, 2012
Get the Dirty Smithers mug.Aubre Shitwell is a very kind and funny person that could light up a whole room with one smile. She is the mother of her group of friends and your mother might ask you "why cant you be more like Aubre?". She'll love you unconditionally and stand up for your ideas even though they might be hella stupid. she will tell you when your're wrong and maybe even tell you to eat her ass.
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