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shitweb

When a man with an extremely hairy anus defecates and does not wipe thoroughly, the feces gets trapped in the hairs creating a cobweb of feces covering the anus. The next time he tries to pass a bowel movement, it can not exit the anus because it is blocked by a "shitweb".
I couldn't shit last night because I had a shitweb blocking it from coming out.
by Mr. Conerdanian January 9, 2010
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Shiteboy

Pronounced "Sh-ite-boy" A degenerate guy who sticks up for a girl he barely knows online. Usually on xbox live, twitter or facebook. Most times the guy has never even met the girl before, and jumps at any chance that he can come to the rescue and gain her respect/trust.
This little shiteboy is all on my dick blowing up my inbox because I chirped his little e-girlfriend.
by AllThatJazzo February 19, 2013
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Shitweed

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.
Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"
by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008
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shitweazel

1)A shady or duplicitous person. A confidence trickster or scammer. A member of a group liable to defraud others - for instance, solicitor, estate agent, bank manager etc.
2)Someone who seems to thrive in an unpleasant environment and always seems to be at the heart of any problems being created.
3)Some it is difficult to prove guilty of fraudulent, unsavoury or similar acts.
Imagine a pile of excrement, with a slippery weazel popping up, looking left and right while standing up with the excrement on this head, like a proud hat, and then disappearing down again.
"I had a call from Natwest again. They are trying to sell me PPI but its clear I'll never be able to make a claim. They never get done for fraud. They are such shitweazels".
by EmeritusProfessorofShite July 2, 2020
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shitpebble

A despised person; one is unwilling or unable to comprehend; a whiner; someone who would be pathetic if they weren't such a dipshit.
No, you shitpebble, Green Day doesn't count as punk.

That shitpebble stays at home and plays Dungeons and Dragons with his mom and then wonders why no one will come to his birthday.

He thinks that he's a badass because he knows taekwondo, but he's really a fat shitpebble who wears cheeto-stained sweatpants to class.
by el bombero March 14, 2008
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shitebag

sottish slang ,someone who has no bottle, they are scared easily
hey you ya shitebag am gonnae boot yer baws
by wido June 1, 2004
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shitwer

basically, you gotta take a shit then right away you gotta shower
I gotta take a shitwer, gn
by Lucifer Morning Wood December 1, 2020
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