The act of washing one's manlihood in the sink, most commonly practised with water although on VERY rare occasions (once) done with mouthwash.
He decided a quick 'Slossing' was needed in order to freshen up in preparation for doing the "uhh."
I was on a promise, but after throwing shapes all night I knew I'd have to give my balls a quick 'Slossing.'
I was on a promise, but after throwing shapes all night I knew I'd have to give my balls a quick 'Slossing.'
by Renf September 15, 2018
Get the Slossing mug.When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.
Example One:
Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.
Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.
Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
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When you’re piping a lass down with a gut fulla brew... “oi cunt how much did you drink? You’re sloshin’!”
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Typically used in a sentence, often by foreigners, like "Are you scousing me?" "I feel scoused" or "I am going to scouse this Ludwig".
Originating in the winterlands of Gamlastan, this term is finding an uptick in Scandanavian posters on internet forums, imageboards and instant messaging servers.
Typically used in a sentence, often by foreigners, like "Are you scousing me?" "I feel scoused" or "I am going to scouse this Ludwig".
Originating in the winterlands of Gamlastan, this term is finding an uptick in Scandanavian posters on internet forums, imageboards and instant messaging servers.
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