by The sexy 1337|\|322 March 16, 2004
Get the Cris Sloan mug.An exceptionally disgusting female. Mostly likely fat, but excessively ugly. Will put out if given the chance, but will act superior (in self defense) if insulted.
by benjiism September 30, 2010
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Slorange
• slorank
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She meant it as a sloan, but many people took her seriously and got triggered.
That exam was a sloan, I got 100% without studying.
Warriors blew a 3-1 lead? Are you sloaning me?
That exam was a sloan, I got 100% without studying.
Warriors blew a 3-1 lead? Are you sloaning me?
by ZeDong Mao February 19, 2017
Get the sloan mug.The most amazing, spectacular, and unique animal ever.
Sloth+alpaca= slopaca
These creatures are only ever friends with true hipsterz. They also LOVE anything tie dye. Now don't ever try to be or have anything to do with slopacas, there are only 2 people in the world who are slopacas. They are so awesome, unlike munchkins (it's a long story). Anyways they freaking rock. 🤓😛❤
Sloth+alpaca= slopaca
These creatures are only ever friends with true hipsterz. They also LOVE anything tie dye. Now don't ever try to be or have anything to do with slopacas, there are only 2 people in the world who are slopacas. They are so awesome, unlike munchkins (it's a long story). Anyways they freaking rock. 🤓😛❤
by Mrt+ Ekl February 27, 2017
Get the Slopaca mug.Sloan is the highest level of being friendzoned and is a very large unit of friendzoniness.
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!
Dude, you are a sloan now, she doesnt let you do her while you take care of her child from another guy.
by meme_lord? May 30, 2019
Get the Sloan mug.by Classroom clown July 23, 2019
Get the Sloan mug.A loose chick usually found at bars, wears small shirt with words printed right over the overtly large breasts. Generally drunk and easy, but prone to the phrase "what are you staring at?"
1) "hey check out that tit-slogan townie over in the corner, she'll definitely put out."
2) "Do you see that tit-slogan townie? she's such a tramp, walking gonnoreah anyone?"
2) "Do you see that tit-slogan townie? she's such a tramp, walking gonnoreah anyone?"
by i0.antichrist October 17, 2006
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