Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole

“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”

by derek fuck January 11, 2021

Swooping

When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.

My wife kicked me out of the house because she doesnt like swooping

by JennybB==D February 10, 2021

Swooping

Swiping on your phone while pooping.

"Just taking my swooping break on Twitter in the bathroom."
"I liked your post on Instagram while swooping on the toilet."

by MaxMonster April 17, 2021

Slopping

The act of fucking a big sloppy wet pussy.

I bet you Hans is going to be slopping that pussy later.

by Slimpickings October 27, 2021

Slopping

An amazing song, usually of the god tier status.

You ain’t seen nothing yet - Bachman-Turner Overdrive is slopping

by Mistiful February 4, 2022

slomping

the act of chewing and slobbering

i’m over here slomping on this burger

by nbdyaskdmaya December 17, 2021

Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021