you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

slobbin zee knobbin

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.

How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?

by Dannyoon December 15, 2008

Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

by angelhair June 2, 2008

slob on my nob

Slob on my nob is a cooler way of saying suck on my dick.
slob meaning sick and nob meaning dick.

originally first heard from the band 36 mafia in a song called-slob on my nob.

Yo frank, slob on my nob!

Lyrics from the song: Slob on my nob,like corn on the cob.

by Nick Pierce May 23, 2006

slobber box

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

slob job

its another word for a blow job.

those two sloppy donkeys gave me the best slob job i've ever received.

by Johnny Stats July 26, 2006

slob

person who lacks hygene standards, often overweight

that fat-devil is a fucking slob, he hasn't showered in four days

by big pun March 11, 2003