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Sharpie Patch

When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.
"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"

"How?!"

"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."

"Gee, a patch?"

"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"

"That's a great idea!"
by trolleycakes September 28, 2018
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scarpel

idiot, someone who makes silly mistakes often.
your such a scarpel
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sharpay evans

the only person in all of high school musical who isn't incredibly fucked up. look up the hashtag #sharpaywasnotthevillain and you'll understand
1- sharpay evans annoys me so much bro
2- are you kidding? she was not the villain!
by hotsexygay September 15, 2020
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Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol
Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.
by TheOld319 November 15, 2020
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Sharpet

Hey babe wanna lay on my Sharpet?
by adampolly January 25, 2021
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Sharpie

Cooper's true love
Cooper: I MISS MY SHARPIE!!! ):
by Waddledee10 March 22, 2022
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Scarpelli

An orange guy who thinks he is the funniest person that walks earth.
Lay off the tanning and stupid jokes Scarpelli.
by Nmons June 28, 2023
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