pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

Slap Fire

The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time.

Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"

Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now"

Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him"

by Profound (Brooklyn, ny) July 03, 2010

Slapped By Legal

Another way of saying 'You will be sued' or 'I am going to get my lawers'
Mostly known from Danny Gonzalez's second channel '2 Danny 2 Furious' video 'getting slapped by legal :/'

"He's about to get slapped by legal for using our face"

by MugManNumber932 November 02, 2020

Stockton slap

When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.

Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.

by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014

slaps

A friendly way of saying goodbye! like luv ya! etc... originates from ancient tribal slapping... when one man would slap another and shout 'humba' (roughly translated to slaps.)

Girl 1: so like omg, see you tomorrow!! bi bi xxxxxxxxxx
Girl 2: kk! Slaps!
Girl 1: luv ya 2!

by Ami March 13, 2005

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 09, 2018

Habby Slap

Habby Slap: When a man removes his penis from his pants and wildly starts slapping the female/male involved across her face causing severe orgasmic pleasure for the man but may cause bruising for the other person involved.

Jack: Aw man what were you up to last night?

Drew: Just habby slapping ure mum like crazy, that bitch can take a beating.

Jack: Rough dude.

by schlonger23 June 04, 2009