easy slapper

Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.

I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.

by Come on meow January 11, 2017

sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.

John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...

by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017

shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.

G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.

We are such sausage slappers!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018

Flounder Slapper

when you slap the outside lips of a girl's orgasm chasm with your love piston for minutes on end

I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.

by cherrisa June 9, 2019

Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023

Spoon Wiener Slapper

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011