skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005

thug skipping

to attempt to appear butch/masculine while dancing, especially a male stripper.

That Chippendale dancer is hot, but the way he's thug skipping up on that stage is ridiculous.

by MontrealGuy August 24, 2005

Skip-gasm

Hi - I'm Skip, Conner Ellis Falcon, and a Skip-gasm is the cumgasm I have when I engage in sex with other cadets.

Matt, my cadet roomie, enjoys sticking his dick in my mouth or boy-hole and giving me Skip-gasms while he has a Matt-gasm in my mouth or boy-hole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

skip the ship

Coined in Honolulu, HI; to have a relationship without the "ship;" to physically relate to someone (or something).

Hey girl, how about we skip the ship?

by Veniple December 15, 2009

Skip Bayless

The only man on television with the brains to believe in the Detroit Lions int the 2007-2008 season.

Skip Bayless often argues with detroit news writer Rob Parker about the Lions. Parker and Free Press author Drew Sharp refuse to admit how awesome the Leos are.

by Rahonavis November 29, 2007

skipping rocks

The ability to pitch / skip flat stones /rocks across water. It's kind of a game to see how many skips one person can get as compared to someone else skipping rocks.

When you and I were kids we were always skipping rocks on Silver lake, I usually won.

by Entercode May 16, 2014

dirty skip

When you get your girl to skip her birth control by switching the pills with sleeping meds and Alaskan pipeline her ass

I dirty skipped your mom last night

by Bogger picker extreme June 22, 2021