"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella
Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella
by Scott Moschella February 14, 2005
by MontrealGuy July 27, 2005
Hi - I'm Skip, Conner Ellis Falcon, and a Skip-gasm is the cumgasm I have when I engage in sex with other cadets.
Matt, my cadet roomie, enjoys sticking his dick in my mouth or boy-hole and giving me Skip-gasms while he has a Matt-gasm in my mouth or boy-hole!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
Coined in Honolulu, HI; to have a relationship without the "ship;" to physically relate to someone (or something).
by Veniple December 11, 2009
The only man on television with the brains to believe in the Detroit Lions int the 2007-2008 season.
Skip Bayless often argues with detroit news writer Rob Parker about the Lions. Parker and Free Press author Drew Sharp refuse to admit how awesome the Leos are.
by Rahonavis November 07, 2007
The ability to pitch / skip flat stones /rocks across water. It's kind of a game to see how many skips one person can get as compared to someone else skipping rocks.
by Entercode May 17, 2014
When you get your girl to skip her birth control by switching the pills with sleeping meds and Alaskan pipeline her ass
by Bogger picker extreme June 22, 2021