what's the skinny

a term used by people meaning what's up or what's goin on

Luis: man what's the skinny
Jalen: man nuthin really jus chillin

by atlantachick November 28, 2004

get the skinny

To get the information or inside information on something.

I am going to get the skinny on why he dumped her

by SanchPants April 12, 2017

skinny black bitch

A cocktail made of vodka and diet coke.

She wants a cosmo and I'll have a skinny black bitch.

by weho mikey May 9, 2006

Crack Ho Skinny Diet

Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to get back down to their birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.

Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."

Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020

Skinnyfat

When someone appears to be skinny at first (an ectomorph) but is actually hiding a fat belly (or other body part) under saggy clothing.

Tim used to be so skinny, but ever since getting his beer belly he's become skinnyfat.

by square piggy August 27, 2008

Skinny the Scarecrow

A kick ass scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named Skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he's favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.

Man 1: Yo SKINNY THE SCARECROW your'e fat

Man 2: Dude his coming over run!

Man 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MUTILATING ME WITH HIS HATCHET!!!!!!

by the awesome amigo June 29, 2010