Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.
by Iceclecreame April 08, 2019
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Sidewalk Friend

Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.
Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.
by platy_fish September 30, 2023
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Sidewalk stewardess

She was no woman of virtue she was a sidewalk stewardess who’ been around the block for often than the mailman!
by talbotboy1 March 02, 2020
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sidewalk curb

I just walked by the sidewalk curb
Did they ask you for money?
by Saggytits38 December 08, 2018
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Sidewalk speed racer

A term used in the Grand Theft Auto series for driving on the sidewalk at full speed killing pedestrians and letting them fly.
Bob: last night I started to play GTA V, and I went full sidewalk speed racer.
by December 23, 2020
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sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.
Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.
by Philexicon January 01, 2024
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sidewalk stomp

When you put someone's upper teeth on a sidewalk and you stomp on the back of their head.
1: HEY GAYBOY WHATCHA DOIN YOU STUPID HOMO
2: Shut up or I'll give you a sidewalk stomp.
by kaycee the sword September 01, 2018
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