swexting

texting from the gym or while working out. (Sweating/texting)

She is swexting me from the treadmill again! We text all day long, I even get swexts from the eliptical

by thedeaze January 6, 2010

shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.

Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.

by peter sutcliffes lovechild July 22, 2011

FB Sexting

commenting back and forth of two or more parties in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

FB Sexting

Wall Post: Gabe- "I wish you would have come to my tent"

Comments:Allison- "me too, I hear your the best"

Gabe- "there is always next year"

Allison- "I can't wait, your Muay Thai turns me on"

by welterweightpdx August 3, 2010

Business Sexting

A sexual text-message that, if discovered, may not be read into as being sexual, but merely business-related.

My girlfriend found my phone last night. Thank God my secretary and I were only business sexting things like, "Make sure to check in all the drawers for my files," and "I'll be sure to bring cookies to the meeting.

by Savvy Gavy August 3, 2010

Shexting

The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session.

Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in?
Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute.
Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago.
Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.

by theDAN78 November 5, 2009

Shexting

The skillful yet difficult art of texting in the shower, while trying to keep your phone from getting completely wet.

Jan: "So what are you up to?"

Steve: "Taking a shower. Shexting is a lot harder than it sounds!"

by SPARTAN-111 May 21, 2010