stomach scraper

an extremely enormous phallus; a huge cock so large that it internally hits the back of the vagina and scrapes in the stomach.

kelly: omg, i rode scott's dick last night and he has a tooootal stomach scraper!

by L. Cullen December 14, 2010

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Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

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shrazel

v : to recieve sexual gratification through self-stimulation of the female reproductive organ

She loves to shrazel with her ribbed vibrator.

by Aaron and Claire February 15, 2004

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scrapenuts

scrapenuts- n. (not to be confused with the popular breakfast cereal) A condition in which, despite the cold weather and the common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the testicles of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scraping ice of off an automobile. This is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scraping act. This allows for the testicles to swing back and forth and cause the scraper to feel them hitting one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.

Last week after the big ice storm, I was helping my buddy get the ice off of his car windows, and we both got scrapenuts.

by filetofsoul March 13, 2011

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