home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.

I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

milf shopping

v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.

When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.

"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"

"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"

by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007

Shoting

English slang for somone thats dealing

Oi Gezza i know a brehdem shoting some potent

by Greg Osborne (Rev) August 14, 2007

Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

wife shopping

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.

The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.

by Think October 12, 2004

Guy shopping

Shopping for guys at stores such as wal-mart or the mall.

Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number

Sally went guy shopping with her best friend at wal-mart.

by K_Lawson January 18, 2009

Power Shopping

Getting all your shopping done in a short time scale. Normaly done by males who don't like shopping or don't have the time.

When someone needs to get some new shoes but hates shopping and can only get them in there half hour work break.

by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004