Shone

To shit while on the phone = To Shone
Can also be used in the continuous form, i.e. "Shoning"

Variations include:

"Making a shone call."
and
"Being on the shone"

Also see:
"Teleshoning"

"Shonerbating/To Shonerbate."

Keep in mind that while the activity of "Shoning" has been popular amongst men since the invention of the telephone but the term "SHONING" was only invented on 01/09/2010. By creative genius D.T.C.

1) "George, why am I hearing an echo...MAN ARE YOU SHONING ME AGAIN"

2)"No George is not talking to himself on the toilet, he's just 'ON THE SHONE' again."

3)"Please excuse me George, I'm so pressed for time today, I have an urgent 'Shone call' to make before the meeting."

by Dylan the villain September 2, 2010

Shomen

A tribe of people from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, known for their large genitalia, affable sense of humor, generous nature, and large frontal lobes. Known for a predisposition towards rockfish, blue crabs, and the best oysters in the world. Have the ability to fight with one another, then buy each other drinks afterwards.

Shomen are not usually afraid of dogs, especially those that are in the house or chained up, so if you are looking for your dog to scare away Shomen, think again. Shomen will go to great lengths to get to your garbage, some even breaking through doors to get at it. If you are going to keep your garbage inside in a garage or shed, be sure it has strong doors that can't be easily pushed in by a Shoman.

An increasing neighborhood nuisance, believe it or not, is the Eastern Shoman. Now, when you think of Shomen, you may think of the deep woods, the mountains or maybe the zoo, but I'll bet you never think of back yards. More and more Shomen are venturing out into neighborhoods as their habitat steadily declines and they become less and less afraid of people. In most states, it is illegal to kill Shomen and so they really have nothing to fear when it comes to humans.

Shomen, who usually try to avoid people, are becoming braver and braver, even strolling through back yards in broad daylight. Shomen have even been seen in school yards and shopping mall parking lots. Shomen are not usually a threat to people and there really have not been many reports of Shomen attacking people unless they are threatened or cornered, but you don't want to take the chance of having one in your yard to attack your children or pets. If a child or pet runs around a corner and surprises a Shoman, you never know if that Shoman will run away or attack.

If you have a baby, you should know that Shomen are extremely attracted to the smell of dirty diapers. Ammonia should ward off the Shomen from your garbage and keep them from coming back to your yard, since their easy feast will now be ruined.

by SkipM July 28, 2011

sponenburg

a young person who is balding

you are a sponenburg

by 38 Double D March 1, 2008

Stonenigger

name giving to the tzhaar monsters of runescape by the infamous Master Perry

Newb: Hey you have been here for along time.
Master Perry: Yea these Stoneniggers drop alot of good shit for mass gps

by Master Perry December 23, 2009

Shone

combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.

N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?

::dude's phone buzzes::

i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"

Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone

by Benjaminraphi October 7, 2007

Shone

combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.

N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?

::dude's phone buzzes::

i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"

Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone

by Benjaminraphi October 14, 2007

Shonnelle

Un-attractive, impatient and annoying.

Stan: How was the blind date last night?
Dylan: Oh my god, dont even start, she was a shonnelle
Stan: oh that sucks!

by Wowzuz July 6, 2010