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vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.
Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.
by k1llah October 21, 2007
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dress shopping

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay
I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.
by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008
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toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.
Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.
by candelach February 9, 2012
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boundary stomping

a person who walks all over you with the excuse of "I'm just trying to help"
My mother does not trust me to live my life; she boundary stomping every decision I make, and then tells me she was trying to help an make me feel guilty
by aprilshowersbringmayflowers August 8, 2016
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Waffle stomping

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain
We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom
by Creamy santa January 21, 2017
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Baby Stomping

The act of crushing a baby with a blow delivered at high velocity by a foot.
Doug loves to go baby stomping. He stomps babies every Thursday night, after the Cancer Club.
by embryriddlesux May 12, 2009
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