Broken Shakespeare

Broken Shakespeare: a broken dialect of English that resembles Shakespeares books of literature, usually spoken by a group of teenage dumbasses during a sweaty romp in an xbox live party.

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Defined during sex: Thou shall grabeth thine tits whilst sheth iseth riding thateth meaty tube.

Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.

This is broken Shakespeare

by Hdhdjejekek June 18, 2019

Cracker Shake

White/ European dudes hitting each other's hands back and forth

And there were to crackers doing the cracker shake

by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

basket shaker

A very hungry, impatient, restaurant patron that has run out of something at the table. This type of person will resort to shaking whatever he/she needs in a demeaning fashion, for all to see, in order to SHAME the poor waitress/waiter. A truly classless act. Arguably a hate crime.

Friend A: Why is that guy violently shaking a basket over his head?
Friend B: Oh that's Brian. He ran out of chips for his salsa. He's a Basket Shaker for sure. Just look at how upset his waitress is!

by FatGuyInALittleCoooooat August 21, 2023

The Haslam Shake

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake

"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."

by DamianaSola February 11, 2014

Sam Craveiro Shake

When you poop into a blender fill it with water then drink it as a protein shake.

i just drank my first sam craveiro shake

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 5, 2019

Stake and shake nate

When you go to stake and shake at 3 in the morning

Do you want to go to stake and shake nate 🤔

by Hi brother December 26, 2020

Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake

When you rizz up the level 3 gyatt duke dennis style while getting sturdy like kai cenat on a grimace shake hitting the griddy the ocky way in ohio with maximum prestige rizz while looksmaxing and mewing like a sigma male watching skibbidi toilet vs smurf cat with diddybop and bussin bacon egg and cheese the ocky way while quandale dingle hits the griddy into baltimore to fight the baltimore toogaloogans vs the ohio rizzlers sponsored by fortnite funny moments all while being TAXED BY FANUM. FANUM TAX!

Me: Bro you gyat to be Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake!
Bro: Nah jit

by Matthew Regozo October 13, 2023