shtoomper

noun A multi-purpose mild insult, quite often making a comparison to male genitalia or the anus. Similarly it can liken an individual to an idiot or foolish person.

Where is it? It's up my shtoomper!
I balanced this on my shtoomper for a laugh.
He's a total shtoomper!
What a shtoomper!

by The Sands of Time December 2, 2011

shroomp

A generally unpleasent person. You hate talking to them. Apparently, they do not know this, as they're always bothering you.

Shiiit dude that bitch's a shroomp get her out.

by wofl May 16, 2015

Shrooms

When you eat those mushrooms in your bad therapist's backyard.

Man Dude we shouldn't have eaten those shrooms in his back yard

by DarKNoodlE_34 May 8, 2018

Shroom Bud

Cannabis that has become so foul and mouldy it makes you hallucinate when smoked.

Chav 1: "Bro this bud got me seeing stars bro, you sure dis is just weed?"
Chav 2: "Na bro moneys tight G found some shroom bud in mi dads shed."

by Top Grass June 12, 2019

shroomed

when youre fucked on the mushrooms

the boy: bruh im fucked up on dem shroomes"
the boy 2: you fucking shroomed
the boy: YEEEEAH
the boy 2: chad yeet

by TNTAnjou November 29, 2019

Shloomie

A jar filled with cum or a currency.

"Want some shloomies?" "come buy my shloomies!"

by bnaanboy January 20, 2021

shwoomper

A slave are child that has no civil rights and is illegally bought.

"how do I get this stupid shwoomper out of my basement??"

by ronkybonky January 10, 2022