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Shitting Crickets

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012
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shifting a wardrode

When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor
Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode
by spoofaRoof December 15, 2014
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Thanks Shitting

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.
Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting
by Dick loads of ass December 3, 2010
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Fortune Shitting

Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.
Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.
by MagnificationMan August 26, 2013
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crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.
To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
by Riled October 6, 2015
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testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)
man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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dry shitting

When your sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing and nothing comes out..
I think they buffed their shit with baby laxatives I've been sittind here all night dry shitting i wonder if thats what kegals feel like
by Nicka spur min cider January 20, 2018
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