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Shitty fingers

When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.
Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.
by Durek October 10, 2006
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shitty pussy

When the dick is removed from the ass and replaced into the cunt. Without changing condoms or washing the crap of your cock.
Tom had anal sex with tracey and then put his penis into her vagina. She now has shitty pussy.
by annoyimouse October 16, 2006
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Shitty Life

When you feel sad or frustrated about yourself, and you are lazy to force yourself to make any positive changes. You feel like Shitty Life.
OH State is full of disgusting people , and I have a Shitty Life.
by FuckYouBitch999 April 4, 2018
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cold shitty

n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.
-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.
by Parker405 June 3, 2010
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shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.
by reeferdave January 15, 2011
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Shitty Mick

describes a bogus situation or a time when things don't work out well or end up poorly.
susane ..."we never made it to the pub, put all my money on a horse and lost it all!"

Seamus ..." ah dude that shitty mick"
by themajormackeral March 4, 2009
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shitty bag

damn bernesse lets make a shitty bag
by fishtaco96 May 22, 2009
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