shitmining

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

by Elzeebub November 20, 2020

Shitmoid

A little man made of shit, or just a really shitty person.

David: Do you see ricky?

Larry: Yeah that nigger is such a shitmoid

by Succman29 December 13, 2020

Shitmeonyou

Where you shit in your pants, but squatted over someone else's face, and then you lower yourself down so that the poo lies gently on their face, but still inside your pants.

I'm gonna shitmeonyou so that you feel the warmth of my poo without getting a pooey face.

by Glandsbury December 14, 2020

Shitmindfulshit

a mental state achieved by focusing one's awareness on the past or present moment angerly ignoring and declining one's feelings, thoughts, and bodily sensations

He was told news and he just went total shitmindfulshit you couldnt even talk to him

by 1234abd January 3, 2021

Shitmom

A mom who is total shit and does stupid things she thinks are good.

That mom won't let her children watch the movie because the main character is male. She's such a shitmom.

by Kali astera February 5, 2021

Shitmuncher

Someone who consumes popular culture, travel or products and thinks they are special.

I didn’t like Thailand much; it’s full of shitmunchers.

by Nancyboy21 May 15, 2021

Shitpon

Sticking a couple pieces of toliet paper in your asscrack to prevent getting shitstains on your underwear

"I just tooka shite, gotta remember to fix a shitpon in me arse"

by Dracula's dermatologist August 10, 2021