Shitfaced wonder

A person who you think has a face like shit or a general
insult.

Person one: I hate you.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!

Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.

by Naruzumaki September 12, 2005

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A moment too horrifying for words

My friend got a serious case of whiteface when the fat guy in the office walked into the adjacent stall and said into his phone that "he didn’t feel so good". My friend had to dump n dash.

by bmackenzie August 2, 2008

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To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017

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MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER 122

THE BABIES AND CHILDREN PROPERTY ALAN I WALDMAN as per instructions and no WHORING AROUND!!!!!

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WEAR THAT TUTU get hard by 2:08 and EAT 2 , and say ATE 2 for exactly the requirement 82 MINUTES = on the HOUR CLOCK 122 minutes and the crazy thing about as you could have ATE EIGHT TURDS which always equals the NUMBER 2 which is PERFCT ASS the BABIES AND CHILDREN want that perfect SWALL0W SHIT ACTION.

ELAB0RATE as the MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER 122 says PELICANS ARE BETTER ASSHOLE than a EAT SHIT DICK SHITEATER PERFECT.CHILDREN.BABY SCAT.ACTS PE0PHILE PEDOPHILE PED0 B0Y ALAN I WALDMAN says GAYE DENIS PASSES is 79.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 17, 2022

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