Irish suitcase

The term used to describe a case of beer when being carried by an individual. Plural form- irish luggage.

Franchise rolled in to the party with his Irish suitcase and immediately began kicking them back.

by theman09 March 25, 2008

Shitcast

Using communication devices while sitting on the toilet pinching a loaf.

"I'm so busy at work if I couldn't shitcast, I wouldn't even have time to sext you this naked picture of me!"

by jeremy767 August 21, 2009

Suitcase

A person who is a scatterbrain, or a slut.

Dat girl is a suitcase, she is all over the place.

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

Suitcase Celebrity

That moment when you have collected your luggage after getting off a plane, when you walk into the arrivals terminal, and people are waiting for thier friends, family etc. They stare at you profoundly and you feel like a celebrity.

'Hey Barry, whys everyone just staring at us?'
'Because your a suitcase celebrity!'

by Xs-a-r-aX September 26, 2010

Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

by Gordanovich May 31, 2016

Suitcase

The Act Of Prisoners Using Someone's Ass As A Mean To Transport Drugs , Phones etc.

Inmate 1: Yo I need to Use Your Suitcase For Something.
Inmate 2: Don't Know What That Means But Sure

by CodineHead February 26, 2017

shitcasm

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shitcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shitcasm may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.

Ex.: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shitcasm 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

by wndacova March 30, 2018