What you can trade to a moron for anything in the world. Note: Use this method ONLY on morons and idiots! Otherwise, you won't enjoy what you get in return.
Example one: "I gave her a shiny nickel, and she gave me a blowjob!"
Example two: "I gave him a shiny nickel, and he gave me a 20 dollar bill!"
Example three: "I gave him a shiny nickel asking for a 20 dollar bill, and he gave me a blowjob in return. What the hell?"
Example four: "I gave her a shiny nickel asking for a blowjob, and she gave me a kick to the balls. I hope I can still have kids."
Example two: "I gave him a shiny nickel, and he gave me a 20 dollar bill!"
Example three: "I gave him a shiny nickel asking for a 20 dollar bill, and he gave me a blowjob in return. What the hell?"
Example four: "I gave her a shiny nickel asking for a blowjob, and she gave me a kick to the balls. I hope I can still have kids."
by That person...with the face... January 9, 2011
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white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010
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When wiping one's ass, especially after diarrhea, the soil is so wet that the fingers protrude right through the layers of toilet tissues.
Oh my, this is one shiny brass ring I wouldn't mind taken off my finger. Should I shake it off or use my clean hand to peel it off?
by Alan Chan August 17, 2006
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2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.
Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.
2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.
Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.
1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!
2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.
2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.
by Infinity Squared December 27, 2008
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Fuck...we are shiny side up!!!
It's ok Damo's here he will sort something out
Fuck...we are shiny side up!!!
It's ok Damo's here he will sort something out
by Big sting daddy September 8, 2018
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a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes
by msvehicularmanslaughter January 4, 2008
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