Slimmer

Someone testing HIV positive

That dude failed his HIF test - he's got the SLIMMER!!!

by Steyn January 9, 2008

non-swimmer

code word for a person of african-american decent, usually a customer of a restaurant who leaves a less than average tip, or is unusually hard to please

those non-swimmers didn't even leave me a tip!!

by Disgruntled Restaurant Employee October 20, 2003

Slut Shammer

A person that speaks the truth on Instagram comments.

" I called that Marc a slut shammer because he spoke the truth on my sister's insta post"

by Umpa Lumpaa October 13, 2017

shammered

Shammered: Originated from the use of a construction tool term, 'hammered', to describe excess alcohol in the body. 'Shit' from the origin of curse, is commonly used as an adjective to modify a noun in a positive, negative, derogative, or usually a useless sense. It sometimes can be used alone and still be considered a complete sentence as do other words of the curse origin. In this term the root word 'hammered' is being modified by the term 'shit'. Thus the adjective 'shit' is positively or negatively describing the state of hammered. This still does not define the 'shit hammered' experience as being a positive or a negative one. That is a personal decision. 'Shit hammered' has over time been shortend or slurred to end up being pronounced 'shammered'. Or something close.
"shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding"

"Damn I am shammered!"
"You are walking very shammerdly."
"That's the shammerdest thing I have ever seen"
"You should be shammered of yourself"
etc... you get the picture...

by mckenzie1 February 13, 2006

speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.

Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!

by benormous September 22, 2005

Swimmer's ear

You stick your penis into a womens ear and get ear wax on penis. Then you insert your waxy cock into her pussy using the ear wax as lube.

when micheal heard about swimmer's ear from his friend he inserted his waxy penis into tiffany's vagina. she was thrilled at how sticky her pussy was and how good it felt.

by Juicybigsausage March 5, 2015

simmer them nipples

meaning calm down when talking to a female or a guy that acts gay.

girl: "WHAT MOM!? I'M ON THE PHONE!"
guy: "damn girl, simmer them nipples."

by express2012 March 8, 2010