Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.

Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.

by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009

shavelle

someone who is nice but will kill someone one day.

dont be a shavelle

by Shavellei October 31, 2017

Mister-Oscar-Shaped

An adjective to describe something shaped like or in the form of Mr. Oscar. (World Famous Spanish Sub, Killer of gods, Chef, and body builder.)

Wow, look at that wall! The hole is Mister-Oscar-Shaped!

by SmashYourMouth October 22, 2018

Kansas City Shakedown

After committing a sexual act in a Porta John with a girlfriend or a female in a "related" or "unrelated" state, you walk out and lock her in there. Then you tip over the Porta John. This act is done to dump your girlfriend or partener.

"Dude, that Kansas City Shakedown did the trick dumping her!"

by B-ryann July 6, 2008

Head shaver

Popular slang in Ireland. An attractive woman who would look good even with a shaved head. You would take great pleasure in shaving her head. To shave the girls head means to have intimate relations with her.

Did you see her? She would have her head shaven.

There is a big group of head shavers over there.

The majority of girls in that club last night would have their heads shaved

by Martin2010 November 10, 2010

shave the puppy

When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.

Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!

by Puppylove January 8, 2009

shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013