bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

shatneresque

A term descpribing a really bad acting performance.
Origin: William Shatner

Sylvester Stallone's performance in Rambo was very shatneresque.

by Him August 2, 2004

Shatner

To take a crap. Like Williams career in the crapper.

I gotta take a fat Shatner!

by AzNtrash August 10, 2009

Shatner

A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.

Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.

by condour August 5, 2003

shattered(to pull a)

to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"

aka being polish

phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it

by Nate January 12, 2004

team shattered dreams

A custom car club in rochester, NY dats da shiznit

I wish I had a car like Team Shattered Dreams does

by tsdcc June 3, 2005

Shatner

Verb: The act of sticking one's --preferably large-- ass in the face of another.

I was totally shatnered this morning when the woman in front of me bent over to pick up her wallet.

by Natasha July 16, 2003