Shatneresque

adj.; Bearing a strong resemblance (in attitude, if not physical appearance) to actor William Shatner.

1) My boss is an asshole of truly Shatneresque proportions.

by happy_spinster November 4, 2004

Sharer-skin

The mangled, ugly, dry, scaley, facial skin that some individuals contain.

That guy who was married to my physics teacher in 12th grade had sharer-skin. His face looked like someone tied his feet to their bumper and drove their car down creek road.

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit

Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

sharaerae

sharaerae is another name for a stinky rotten vagina

Man her sharaerae was so rancid and rotten you couldn't pay a hooker enough money to touch it.

by sophie and shawna April 19, 2007

Shatner's Bassoon

Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.

Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!

by Calibre Hull April 30, 2011

Shaner

A boy who you finna know was doing some questionable actions.

Example, “That boy bout to be a frikin shaner dog... you such a shaner cuz.”

by Beachgator June 11, 2019

the william shatner

during the move known as the mexican pine cone (inserting ice into her vagina while doing the vacuum position) the male will pour hot sauce onto the vagina and consume it.

dang bro did you score with that chick last night, yeah man i hit her with the william shatner, she loved it!

by jellyjd May 21, 2010