Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?

by Timbo_Slice June 19, 2008

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Sexdraw

A draw where you keep all your sex toys

Ciaranio has a sexdraw in his bedroom!

by bily February 11, 2008

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Related Words

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sexpectant

The expectation of sexual intercourse.

"John treated his girl so nice today; he must be sexpectant now!"

by YvesDelecroix August 8, 2009

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Sexphyxiation

The act of having such an intense orgasm it causes you to lose oxygen that arises from being unable to breath normally.

I got sexphyxiation from the guy.

by Snickerdoodleface June 12, 2013

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sexdriple

having a lot of sex

simmy had a sexdriple with jophie

by 30stu30 January 11, 2014

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sexpiration

Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.

You'll know sexpiration when you experience it but not before.

by Grandpa Roy April 28, 2014

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