sewomen

the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the female reproductive organs

"Dude, how long has it been since you've washed your sheets? They're full of semen and sewomen!"

by Promospaien November 29, 2007

Trip to the sewers

A sexual act of extreme degredation where-by the female refuses to wash her genitalia for 2-3 weeks, and then agreeing to sex with her partner, thus the male's penis takes a "trip to the sewers".

Jim was explaining to Pete how a trip to the sewers with Jenna was not worth the hassle.

by J May 3, 2005

Alaskan Sewer Pipe

Shit in a condom, freeze it, and use it on your partner.

Jake used an Alaskan Sewer Pipe on Shawn and ripped his asshole .

by kara herron May 24, 2011

Sewelling

The act of masturbating in public.

I say Wilburforce, is that man partaking in a quick Sewell?

Why yes Alfred, I believe he is. Wow, he's Sewelling at quite the rate there, what?

Quite so Wilby, let's watch from behind this conveniently placed peep-hole...

by Daniel Sewell February 6, 2007

Sewer Capped

To be so severely constipated that the clogged feces is literally capping the sphincter preventing release.

Carl: please help me Doctor. I'm so constipated.

Doctor. You need more fiber, Carl. Otherwise you will continue to get Sewer Capped like this.

Carl: Sewer Capped? Is that a medical term?
Doctor: Yes. I read it on Urban Dictionary.

by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2014

Sewered

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

by the product August 14, 2005

seward

The lonely city of 4000 located in south central alaska. Also known as SAK town.

A. "Hey man, where you been?"
B. "I hit up seward with a few friends."

by breannamay June 13, 2008