happy sending

A message sent that causes the recipient to orgasm

I came in my pants when I got your happy sending
Happy sending - that’ll be extra

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

seeding

The act of spreading marijuana seeds. Throw them in your school lawn, football fields, local businesses. Anywhere is a good place for green. Throw handfuls of them. Make them grow everywhere. Make it a huge problem for law enforcement.

lil johnny got caught seeding the police station now hes locked up

by niggan8 July 12, 2006

sedi mo

When one really wants to emphasize a particular detail, often accompanied with a hand signal

"and then he went around the corner like SEDI MO!"

"oh yes I see that now..."

by seb September 17, 2003

sending

A dance which a summoner in FFX performs to send a soul to the Farplane for eternal rest.

After the sending, everyone knew their loved ones would be happy and safe in the Farplane.

by nyte_katana November 29, 2004

sedin's

Twin female hockey players from Vancoova, known mostly for disappearing in the NHL finals.

The Bruins won the stanley cup because the sedin's disappeared.

by Markd2323 June 15, 2011