StaplerSexual

When you really need some staples on your minuscule dick

Man I’m feeling so staplersexual right now

by M money and big k February 18, 2022

Stapled balls

When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios

I eat stapled balls for brinner(breakfast and dinner!!?!?!?)

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Stapler

Used to describe the shape your hand makes pleasuring a women. Fingers and thumbs in anus and vagina.

She squirted last night after I used the stapler.

by Ottcan April 14, 2022

SealEgg

The type of person who would fuck a femboy then call you a homophobic slur.
Also probably a bitch

guy1: that femboy is hot
guy2: true you fucking faggot
guy1:you are such a sealegg

by digowigo October 24, 2022

Stapler

A tool to break your fingers with

I broke my finger with a stapler

by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023

love sealer

When you meet someone in an MMO (preferably of the opposite sex), talk to them every day for 2 years, then finally meet in real life and "seal your love". You have successfully become "the love sealer".

NOTE: Said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to... your ingame avatar. Otherwise, you'll constantly be at each other's throats about real couple's issues.

Armand: I can't believe you let that guy sleep with you before you gave me a chance to be the love sealer.
Jenesse: You're a fucking idiot.

by Mista Bushido November 27, 2009

muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

by Element114 January 29, 2015