Scromplaticanation

The mathematical equation for figuring out how much something can scromplat

I calculated the scromplaticanation for a banana and it came out to 3

by Thelvern August 21, 2022

National scorpio day

National scorpio day is meant to celebrate and tell your scorpio friends that you appreciate them, as you should because they are bad bitches period.

Happy national scorpio day !

by addis.bubbles_ April 7, 2021

Lord and Savior Scorpio

This was an inside joke created by a Cult called the Ponytail Cult, Their leader Fellisha Zankokuni, Amber the Aunt Amburger, Doggo the barking idiot, and Hale that's still grabbing milk. All decided to simp for a Scorpio Zodiac Oc one day and that's how everything started

Zay: *breathes*
Felly: DORIME
Amber: SACRIFICE HIM TO LORD AND SAVIOR SCORPIO
Doggo: YESSSSSSSSS
Hale:

by TheDoggoOfPotatoes May 3, 2021

Scorpion

A prank to play on an unsuspecting male friend. When they least expect it, you silently approach them from behind, and thrust your entire arm through their legs and reach up towards their face, thus cradling their junk with your bicep. At the same time, you must yell "Scorpion!", and watch as they freak out.

I gave Josh the Scorpion, and he totally wigged out and jumped 3 feet in the air.

by bbf August 1, 2007

scorpion women

The person who married the scorpion king, ie scorpion woman marrys the scorpion man ect..the rock from the mummy returns.

i saw the rock embracing his scorpion women, and it kind of made me sad that i had to kill him to regain control of anubus's army of the dead

by Master Apps September 6, 2005

scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008

Scorpion

In gymnastics, to land face-first with your heels over your head.

I did a faceplant today!
Yeah? Will i did a scorpion!

by that guy by the computer September 1, 2009